how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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