No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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