Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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