i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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