"it" just moved
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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