No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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