found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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