YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
