Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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