Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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