this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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