I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
