is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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