then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Randomize
