marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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