Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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