i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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