haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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