I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
did you just send me my own nude
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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