In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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