pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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