going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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