I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It was confusing and full of hummus
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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