Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
