I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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