You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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