what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The feeling are messing with the penis
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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