do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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