so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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