Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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