i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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