so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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