Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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