I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
