Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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