So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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