Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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