I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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