is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The air was thick with penises
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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