I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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