I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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