Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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