the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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