By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
ok first of all what the fuck
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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