how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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