i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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