gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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