if you like me you must not know who I am
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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