There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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