I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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